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@UncleDuke1969: Me: WOW. Look at those legs!
Her: Thank you.
M: They'd look great around my neck!
H: Hey!
M: Wish I'd brought my saw.
H: WHAT?!?
M: Nothing.

Me: WOW. Look at those legs!
Her: Thank you.
M: They’d look great around my neck!
H: Hey!
M: Wish I’d brought my saw.
H: WHAT?!?
M: Nothing.

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