@petemandik: ME [yelling down into a volcano]: You shut your stupid Earth mouth
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@TheAlexNevil: "The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."
@funnybeachgirl: I remember 9 months before I was born, I went to a party with dad and left with mom.
@celestinelea90: This guy's shirt said 'blink if you want me' and now my eyes are watering and I need to close them but ohmygod you guys I DO NOT WANT HIM