@petemandik: ME [yelling down into a volcano]: You shut your stupid Earth mouth
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@YINGY_FLEMMMING: When they announce "all youths stay behind after church. Your Help is needed around the church premises" Me:
@Pierre__4: The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different
@Only_Fast_Eddie: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
@TheresNoGodzila: When I see a kid on a leash I assume they were a dog turned into a kid by a witch & the owners have yet to figure out how to turn them back.