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@Matt_The_1st: Me: yes, I'll take the free burger
Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one
Me: I only want one though, the free one

Me: yes, I’ll take the free burger
Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one
Me: I only want one though, the free one

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