@PinkCamoTO: CW: You're not wearing a costume. M: Yes I am. CW: You're dressed as yourself? M: No. I'm a serial killer. We look just like everyone else.

@LurkAtHomeMom: 8: I wish you could homeschool me Me: Aww, how sweet, you’d really want me to be your teach- 8: That way like instead of doing work, I could just play baseball in the backyard and you could clean and stuff. Me: Ah look, the bus.

@longwall26: If someone you know is stressed out, be sure to tell them they need to relax. You'd be surprised how many people hadn't thought of that.

@ddsmidt: Me: I hate it when I realize I’ve made a bad decision, but I’m too far in to turn back. Bartender: One more then? Me: Yep

@HallpassCanada: Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian.