Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@milehighocd: Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye.

Her: Why?

Me: *stabs fork into eye*

Me:  You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye.

Her:  Why?

Me:  *stabs fork into eye*

COMMENTS