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@TheMichaelRock: Me: You can just keep that pen.

Coworker: Sure?

Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom.

Cw..

Me: I told everyone.

Me: You can just keep that pen.

Coworker: Sure?

Me: Yeah. I noticed you don’t wash your hands in the restroom.

Cw..

Me: I told everyone.

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