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@StarksWeek: Me: "you hang up"
Her: "no you hang up"
Me: "no you hang up"
Her: "no y-"
Jail clerk: "sir, you only get one phone call."

Me: “you hang up”
Her: “no you hang up”
Me: “no you hang up”
Her: “no y-”
Jail clerk: “sir, you only get one phone call.”

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