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@iinkedZombie: Me: You have to be nice or Santa won't deliver any toys this year.

5:

Me:

5: My brother lets me play with his.

Me: You have to be nice or Santa won’t deliver any toys this year.

5: 

Me:

5: My brother lets me play with his.

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