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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: You should be nicer to me. You'll never have another dad.

5-year-old: Don't be so sure. Mom is pretty.

Me: You should be nicer to me. You’ll never have another dad.

5-year-old: Don’t be so sure. Mom is pretty.

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