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@UncleDuke1969: Me: You should cut your toenails.
Wife: Huh?
M: You're scratching my leg.
W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed!
M: That's kinda my point.

Me: You should cut your toenails.
Wife: Huh?
M: You’re scratching my leg.
W: I’m WAY on the other side of the bed!
M: That’s kinda my point.

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