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@AbbieEvansXO: Me: you shouldn't be working here, you're a human being

Hooters waitress: look, it was my choi-

Me: seriously, where are the owl waiters

Me: you shouldn’t be working here, you’re a human being

Hooters waitress: look, it was my choi-

Me: seriously, where are the owl waiters

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