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@danorslim: Me: You wanna have sex tonight?

GF: I'm not in the mood babe.

Me: Hold on a second. I'm on the phone.

Me: You wanna have sex tonight?

GF: I’m not in the mood babe. 

Me: Hold on a second. I’m on the phone.

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