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@DopeyTweeter: Me: Your baby looks funny.
Her: That's my dog.
M: Yeah.. uh huh.
H: ...
M: I'd tell everyone it was my dog too if my baby looked like that.

Me: Your baby looks funny.
Her: That’s my dog.
M: Yeah.. uh huh.
H: …
M: I’d tell everyone it was my dog too if my baby looked like that.

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