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@aaronnemo: Me: You're the only one who truly gets me.
Chipotle guy: What?
Me: I said chicken. Chicken burrito.

Me: You’re the only one who truly gets me.
Chipotle guy: What?
Me: I said chicken. Chicken burrito.

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