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@AliceGolightly_: Me: You've dimmed the lights already, aren't we forward?

* smiles suggestively *

Optometrist: Just read the letters on the screen.

Me: You’ve dimmed the lights already, aren’t we forward?

* smiles suggestively *

Optometrist: Just read the letters on the screen.

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