@slimmy_shady: Me: You've got the same stupid duck face in every picture! Daffy: Erm... :|
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@JasonLastname: First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air.
@librarianfonz: Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1. The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for "the monthly visitor"
@androszr: If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?
@david8hughes: [ultrasound] Dr: your baby is 7mm in length Me [whispering to wife]: ask him Wife [sighs]: what is that in fruit sizes?