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@joejwest: ME: You've put on weight
DRACULA: No I haven't. Prove it
ME: When you fly, how many bats do you turn into?
DRACULA: [deep sigh] A shitload

ME: You’ve put on weight
DRACULA: No I haven’t. Prove it
ME: When you fly, how many bats do you turn into?
DRACULA: [deep sigh] A shitload

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