@funnyordie: Meanwhile, at the White House... #matwh
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@chrisrockozfan: Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
@Try2StopME: Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.
@Dawn_M_: Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want.