@CatherineLMK: The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers.

@juliussharpe: Business plan: 1) Spend 20 years mastering karate 2) Teach karate class, so you meet people who don't know karate 3) Rob them

@ArfMeasures: GF: Look, I'm just gonna say it...I can't see you anymore ME [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol, that is just awesome

@sip_at_home_mom: I wrote: You'll always have a place in my heart. AC sent: You'll always have a place in my hearse. Now "staying friends" seems unlikely.

@LindaInDisguise: All I said is that I didn't know whether we were a Marvel or DC family and my husband and kids locked me out of the house.