@simoncholland: Accidentally feng shui'd tonight when everybody wang chunged and I've never been more embarrassed. That lamp does look great there though.

@dril: ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog

@Smethanie: Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.

@lisasopinions: Facilitator: Any questions about the sexual harrassment course before we start? *raises hand* Me: Is "harass" one word or two? F: Me: Thx

@StayNobody: [Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is