@BobbyBigWheel: Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave by voting
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@McNevich: Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes.
@daemonic3: [gf comes home after spray tanning] Hey, orange you looking good! "Thanks" Anytime, pumpkin! "You're sweet" You're one in vermillion!
@jergarl: Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.