@sozjalltheway: Meanwhile on Facebook, Susan is doing a quiz, to find out what kind of sea monster, her Ex is.
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@Underchilde: Some people have hauntingly good looks. Not you though, you’re just really scary looking.
@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
@Tmoney68: At some point, a guy looked at an onion that was clearly purple & called it red. AND WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE LETTING IT HAPPEN.
@jergarl: "You're an idiot." -My wife, after frantically looking around after I scream the word "HAY!" while pointing at hay for the millionth time.