Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@awkwardphilippe: ME[David Attenborough voice] Starting with the outer layers he'll devour the entire carcass

HER: are you narrating yourself eating lasagna?

ME[David Attenborough voice] Starting with the outer layers he’ll devour the entire carcass

HER: are you narrating yourself eating lasagna?

COMMENTS