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@awkwardphilippe: ME[David Attenborough voice] Starting with the outer layers he'll devour the entire carcass

HER: are you narrating yourself eating lasagna?

ME[David Attenborough voice] Starting with the outer layers he’ll devour the entire carcass

HER: are you narrating yourself eating lasagna?

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