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@rolldiggity: MEDIC: "Put pressure on the wound!"
ME: "Hey, wound! All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!"

MEDIC: “Put pressure on the wound!”
ME: “Hey, wound! All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!”

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