@mattgallo123: Meditation is fun when you want to do nothing for an hour but still feel a sense of accomplishment.
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@treywafer: Her: wanna dance? Me: I'm never gonna dance again Her: why? Me: guilty feet have got no rhythm Her: ? Me: sorry, I'm old...*Fml*
@YesImMatt: When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?
@Home_Halfway: My favorite part about Harry Potter is the imaginary world it takes place in. I often wonder what England would be like if it was real.
@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.