@DirtyMelodies: Medusa's hair is made of snakes. Does the carpet match the drapes?
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@Phook75: It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well
@KeetPotato: [babies txting] "my dad's thumb just came off" wtf "woah wait its back on again" no way "great he's stole my nose now" im phoning the police
@CaptainObtuse: Just printed out 50 copies of today's weather forecast to carry around with me today because I'm just not in the mood for small talk.