@DirtyMelodies: Medusa's hair is made of snakes. Does the carpet match the drapes?
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@EndhooS: Cop: can u describe your attacker Me: super aggressive, with a big nose & powerful arms Cop: u just described a seagull Me: he took my chips
@timk927: Saying someone is doing something "like a boss" to me is an insult because my boss does things half assed & incorrectly then blames others
@MatCro: "Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest" - T-Rex singing "Head, shoulders, knees and toes".
@Cpin42: Sick of people calling me "The Jigsaw Killer." Sure, I kill people. I also like jigsaw puzzles. But those two things don’t define me