@TheCatWhisprer: [medusa's husband sighing and pulling a wad of snakes out of the shower drain]
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@CoolCamel69: "How's your love life?" Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
@katta_IoIkatt: The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true.
@LeagueofNope: I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!