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@jakob_huber: *meets girl for coffee*
*sets down blueprints for bank*
"What's this?"
Your dating profile said you were looking for a partner in crime

*meets girl for coffee*
*sets down blueprints for bank*
“What’s this?”
Your dating profile said you were looking for a partner in crime

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