@shenanigansen: Meg: "I can't believe my Gen Z parents named me Megalovania. Now I'm too embarrassed to tell people my full name."
Fred: "You think YOU have it bad??"
Meg: "Oh pipe down, Fivenightsatfreddys..."
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@Shen_the_Bird: me: [on the phone] mom can you come pick me up boss: hey we're in a meeting me: [avoiding eye contact] because they're being mean to me
@_mcgoof: Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp? "He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
@I_Am_Iron_Dad: Don't look at me like that, Barbie. We're both stuck in this playhouse. Just drink your tea. The toddler will tell us what to do next.
@Manali_Shetye5: If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with "What did you do?".
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