@9to5Life: Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan.
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@Carbosly: You say "save the date", I hear "more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."
@werehedgehog: Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us.
@xLiserx: Dog Park Kid: What's his name? Me: Dorito. He's a therapy taco. Don't pet him. Kid:*Throws Ball* Taco:*Chases it. Lettuce flies everywhere*