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@AbrasiveGhost: ME:[just inaugurated as president] Where's the nuke button

ADVISOR: why

ME:[crumpling photo of my 5th grade bully] I just wanna see it

ME:[just inaugurated as president] Where’s the nuke button

ADVISOR: why

ME:[crumpling photo of my 5th grade bully] I just wanna see it

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