@WarrenHolstein: Melania Trump says her husband is "not Hitler." That's true. Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands.
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@Bob_Janke: Mom there's a boogie man in my closet! *mom looks and I'm standing there with an afro in a satin shirt and platform shoes
@Diversion50: I was on a search party in the forest last night. Bit of a boring party. We found a dead guy though.
@jologz: I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."