@ddsmidt: Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them.
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@caseytduncan: If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand.
@XOperfectmessXO: Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door
@Kendragarden: Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?