@ddsmidt: Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I'm starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.
@AaronFullerton: "Your present is too big and weirdly shaped to wrap. Oh! What if I buried it in the yard?!" -me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
@thexythara: If I say "I don't know, let me look", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold.