@thedailymarker: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt.
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@louisvirtel: I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess.
@electrolemon: game of thrones is such a cool show. they should make a book out of it. [props a stick under a box to capture all the nerds that respond]
@juliothesquare: I sprained my wrist again furiously writing a check, tearing it from the checkbook and going "I trust this will suffice."