@mdob11: Men are like buses, they won't text me back.
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@Steelers1972: For most people when you lose your "khakis" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston & lose your "khakis" you can't start your car.
@hpb777: Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
@BitchyJasmine: I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains.