@mdob11: Men are like buses, they won't text me back.
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@_SingleBabyMama: Drug commercial...Don't take this medication if you are allergic to this medication. Oh, ok. That's super helpful, thank you.
@EliTerry: "this corrupt city needs a hard rain. a hard penetrating rain for a dirty city. a thrusting rain. god so deep" - from my novel Sex Rain
@NewDadNotes: Wife: can you watch our daughter while I take a nap Me: sure Wife: don’t go outside it’s too cold Me: I’m not an idiot [10 minutes later]
@primawesome: My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level.