@MrsTomServo: "Men are pigs" - misandrist &/or world's worst biologist
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@Ideal_Victoria: The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd.
@Adar79Angie: When you say, "save me some nachos" and I say, "okay" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying "I'll never let go"..as she lets go.
@ndiquote: [first date] her : where do you see yourself in next 10 years? me : at our daughter’s piano recital
@JermHimselfish: The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over.