@iFluff8: Men ask us if we're naked when we tell them we're taking a bath. THAT'S why they pay more for their car insurance.
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@Reverend_Scott: Me: I'm too scared to fly Therapist: You're more likely to die from a shark attack than a plane crash Me: OMG SHARKS CAN FLY?
@HatfieldAnne: I need you guys to take my phone away from me. It’ll probably take a couple of you to do it. I'm a biter.