@Thedudish: Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.
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@HatfieldAnne: Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs.
@StatusInBeirut: If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows.
@abbycohenwl: Me: Why am I suddenly sick? Friend: Probably the change in the Weather [earlier] Weather: *uncharacteristically puts poison in my coffee*