@Thedudish: Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a "God PLEASE bless America", maybe you'd have better luck. #manners
@BuckyIsotope: *goes in for first kiss* *stops* Before this goes any further, I need to understand your position on naming our kids after water Pokèmon
@Sickayduh: Good cop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING - HE WAS UNARMED Dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body*
@AndyAsAdjective: [texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!