@Thedudish: Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.
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@AmishPornStar1: Best part about marriage? NO MORE CONDOMS!!! Worst part about marriage? No more sex.
@Heldinchains: The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy
@Wine_Honey1: If you ever come home and I'm in your house naked, I'm not stalking you. I just needed to borrow your wine opener, mine broke.
@aveuaskew: My dad only says I love you on special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and competency hearings.