@lizetagge: Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.
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@ddsmidt: I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
@matt___nelson: [Maroon 4 meeting] Adam Levine: "Our band name sucks" Drummer that no one knows the name of: "let's think bigger" Adam: "I've got it"
@qwertying: Like a true gentlemen, I always put women and children first. I hate walking into spiderwebs...