@lilgapeach30: Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life.
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@jonnysun: hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping
@Kyle_Lippert: "Trump is a good businessman" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING
@dshack8: Newlywed: We can overcome anything, cause we're in love! 10 yrs later: If he leaves time on the microwave again I'm gonna set him on fire.
@senderblock23: If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back.