@Douchekevin: Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.
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@rudy_mustang: how would water even break? it's a liquid. im not sure i want to have a baby with a liar sharon
@thatsuperdad: Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately
@AnOrangeSNES: To make a long story short: Hamlet: Everyone dies Macbeth: Everyone dies Titanic: Everyone dies Twilight: You want to die
@Marlebean: Mommy! I cleaned my room. Come see! *walks past big pile of toys and books in the hallway* "Great job, sweetie!"