@MoistPork: Men: Don't lie to your woman, she'll catch you. Don't tell her the truth, she'll be pissed. Just pray for a brick to fall on your head.
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@Ivsy01: When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore.
@Mikecanrant: Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
@clindsaysway: Whenever I'm in a difficult situation, I think, "What would I do?" so I can do the opposite thing