@roggyie: Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T shirts and jeans
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@hippieswordfish: ME: *fumbling with bra* sorry im usually good at this HER: its...fine ME: *successfully gets bra off* there we go, now you take off yours
@Manda_like_wine: In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread.
@CherBear162: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.