@roggyie: Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T-shirts and jeans
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@mjkspeaks: [interview] HIM: have u ever bribed anyone? ME: *pulls a package of OREO's from briefcase and slides across table* depends on who's asking
@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'
@Shock_Monster: The bravest thing you can do is change & the weakest is to settle for comfort. But, seriously, that remote is really far from the couch.