@roggyie: Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T shirts and jeans
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@Bandersnaaatch: A fun thing to do is sit on the couch with black buttons over your eyes while your kids watch Coraline, then wait for them to notice.
@Book_Krazy: 9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?
@YoungNobler: Just checked weather. If anyone is curious what's in my wardrobe, find me tomorrow. I will be wearing every article of clothing I own.
@cravin4: Boss: Stop putting fake teeth marks in the urinal cakes. You're freaking out the customers. Me: Fake?