@roggyie: Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T shirts and jeans
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@OctopusCavemann: When I was a teenager, nobody told me about incense. So every time I smoked pot, I covered up the smell by cooking a whole meatloaf.
@valerie_tosi: Homeless dude asked me for $10. Thought it was greedy but realized that we were standing outside Whole Foods. Totally legitimate request.