@JT_IV_: Men simply like to adjust their junk,
it's not pocket science.
@JimGaffigan: GOALS FOR MORNING:
Hang w/ kids
Respond to emails
About to nap
@Mr_Kapowski: *snorts a line of powdered milk*
God damn it feels good to be healthy
@tylerschmall: Great, iTunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation. Just perfect.
@Donna_McCoy: You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas.
@markydoodoo: FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say "now everybody clap yo hands" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away.