@JT_IV_: Men simply like to adjust their junk,
it's not pocket science.
@adamochoa: *makes 58008 on an abacus and turns it upside down* dammit
@weinerdog4life: Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog
@internetluke: That tattoo of wings on your back are good. But wings that small could hardly get you off the ground though. *reveals full body wing tattoo*
@ineedaballrub: If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings.
@InternetHippo: "Do you want to have fun but also get more mad than you've ever been in your life?" - video games