@JT_IV_: Men simply like to adjust their junk,
it's not pocket science.
@atanenhaus: I NEVER WORE EARPLUGS TO CONCERTS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I TURNED OUT FINE!
@letschillyo: iPhones need a feature where an incoming call doesn’t take up the whole screen so u can do other things while u ignore a phone call
@briancthayer: *gazing at the ocean*
God: I told you NOT to leave the water on while we were on vacation.
Angel: I'm sorr-
God: SORRY DOESN'T FIX THIS MESS
@TheCiscoKidder: Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person.
@KalvinMacleod: As the pair of scissors steps up to the starting line, the other runners quickly realize that this race just got a whole lot more dangerous.