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@JT_IV_: Men simply like to adjust their junk,
it's not pocket science.
@Hormonella: Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?
@LurkAtHomeMom: I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
@jonnysun: PSYCHOLOGIST: [holding up inkblot] wat do u see
ME: a outdated discredited method with no scientific backing
PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating]
@CooperLawrence: Netflix documentaries convinced me I should be vegan. So I did what any American would do. I bought some bacon and canceled Netflix.