@mcclure111: Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft
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@Marlebean: AHHHHHHHH HONEY COME QUICK THERE'S A RAT IN THE SHOwer oh uh never mind, it's just my hair in the drain
@SirEviscerate: There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt.
@Poutymcgee: <-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch.