@sarcasm_inc: Men used to slay dragons, and here I am shuffling around like a penguin with my pants around my ankles looking for extra toilet paper.
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@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
@malt_skull: [phonecall w criminal] FBI Agent: keep him on the line for 2 more minutes me: ok.. *twirling phone cord* no you hang up. haha no you hang up
@knot_eye: "Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..." - condescending con descending