@DarthPutinKGB: Men who claim to only watch the #SuperBowl for the ads are the same ones who say they only read Playboy for the articles.
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@UncleDuke1969: I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)
@ValeeGrrl: 4pm Me: How was school today? Kid: ... 6pm Me: Do anything fun today? Kid: ... Bedtime Me: Goodnight! Kid: Guess what happened at school?
@FattMernandez: I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.