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@crunchenhanced: Men's underwear should be called "manhole covers"
@lovemydogduck: Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like "Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"
@demented_Ash: Kills Two mosquitoes with spray.
*writes DEADLY ASSASSIN in bio*
@platinum2000: *Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat*
*I'm still not sure*
@ArfMeasures: ME: I've brought you a house-warming present
ESKIMO: You idiot
@BreadFoster: Don't say "lets get weird" on our date then get freaked out I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage.