@crunchenhanced: Men's underwear should be called "manhole covers"
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@CarolinaSong: I'll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I'm trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks
@WilliamAder: Nurse at the doctor's office took my blood pressure, and I swear she was one pump away from hearing my safe word.
@mattZillaaaa: My credit card company sent me a final notice bill. Good, I was tired of hearing from them