@biggt1973: Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana
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@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......
@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?
@TheDairylandDon: Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.