@daemonic3: Mermaids: Can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.
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@stuckinaportal: *wife leaves message on fridge w/ magnets* WE ARET HROUGH maybe it's an anagram *rearranges* ROUGH WEATHER whoa better pack an umbrella
@DanMentos: "So we kill a tree" Ok "And put it inside our house" Nice "Then we hang up some socks" I'm with ya "And then we drink egg milk punch" What
@khook32: Apparently telling the principal that "it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning" was the wrong thing to say.