@causticbob: Merry Christmas. The three wise men.
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@KalvinMacleod: WIFE: Where are the groceries? ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean? *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
@Blunt_Sarcastic: When coming out of any coma, try keeping your eyes shut for another day or two to see what everyone's saying about you.
@NerishaLakha: Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!