@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.

@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Movie tickets for 4: $56 Popcorn: $16 Hot dogs: $20 Sodas: $14 Candy: $15 Parking: $5 Seeing the smiles on your family's faces: $126

@daemonic3: My friend said his dog retrieved a ball he threw over a mile away. I don't know, that seems pretty far fetched.

@Traceylei2: What doesn't kill you isn't earning the money I paid.

@rickygervais: Jesus died for our sins. But then he came back to life. Pretty sure that breaks the deal.